FLANK TWO CREATIVE
Writing + Creative Content Services -
Marketing + Communications Consulting
ABOUT FLANK TWO
Need something written? I can help.
I'm a veteran freelance writer/marketing professional. I've penned everything from feature-length newspaper pieces to blog pieces on the best ramen in Pittsburgh. You need it written? I can help.
Oh, and as far as the "marketing professional" part - I've worked in just about every comms role out there. So I've got that in my skills toolbox. It's a big-ass toolbox. Really. Al from "Home Improvement" would be jealous.
What's Flank Two all about? Find out here.
WHAT SERVICES DO YOU PROVIDE?
If you need anything written, then, in the words of Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday, "I'm your huckleberry."
I'm also adept in anything that has to do with professional marketing and communications work. I've done just about everything. I'm like a super-utility player. Like Brock Holt crossed with Babe Ruth.
WHAT THE HELL DOES FLANK TWO MEAN?
If you can name the reference without Googling it, I'll be incredibly impressed. But I'll let everyone here just ponder it. Rest assured it's pretty nerdy. I mean, I quoted "Tombstone" in the first FAQ, so...
Lemme just give you a hint. Ready? Okay. "I'm gonna need a hacksaw."
HOW ABOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN?
Nah. I'm colorblind, and you should see my apartment. BUT I work with a very nice and extremely accomplished graphic designer, so I'm happy to bring her in on a project. Just let me know what you need, and I can help.
WHAT'S THE COOLEST THING YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN?
I got to write the "Game of Thrones" episode recaps for the website of the "Boston Globe" for a while. That was pretty cool.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL? WHAT'S YOUR LINKEDIN? CAN YOU TELL ME A RANDOM COOL MOVIE FACT? WHO IS THE MOST UNDERRATED RED SOX PLAYER OF THE 1990S?
a) Somerville, right outside Boston.
b) I've got a Master's in Print Journalism from Emerson.
c) Why it's right here!
d) Clint Eastwood almost played the Tommy Lee Jones part in "Men in Black."
e) John Valentin.
CLIENTS - EXPERIENCE
THE HUFFINGTON POST
Just some of the many....
"Let me say it again: You must not come lightly to the blank page."
Along with these services, I am also happy to assist with graphic design/environmental design through with a trusted partner.
Please contact me for more details.
"What I believe is that all clear-minded people should remain two things throughout their lifetimes: Curious and teachable."